Living in the dark ages.

I was talking on our one and only working phone yesterday when the thought occured to me that we might be the only home left in America to not have a cordless phone. Well, let me rephrase that - we have 3 cordless phones, but in-between them being used as the 2 yr old's toy, never being put back on the charger, and playing hide & seek we are stuck using our one ancient phone. So - if you call and I have to cut our conversation short it's b/c it's really hard to keep your eye on the kiddos when you aren't portable. and my kids know it. I can just hear them saying "no - let's wait to jump off the roof until mom gets on the phone"